EPISODE 6; TALES OF A LAGOS WORKING CLASS BABE

Ok so this tale is coming to an end soon. We have only one episode to go, and Todi is thankful for all your comments and support in the last few weeks. The final post will be up this week, so be ready for the finale. Catch up on the entire story beginning from Episode…

EPISODE 5; TALES OF A LAGOS WORKING CLASS BABE

Catch up on previous Episodes here The day after It’s 7:58am on Thursday morning and I’m nervous. The door will swing open and Kubi will walk in. A thousand thoughts and questions are flying through my mind simultaneously. What will he say? Will our “gisting” pattern change? Will it be awkward? Will he play on my…

EPISODE 4; TALES OF A LAGOS WORKING CLASS BABE

Follow the trail of this story. Read Episode 1, 2 and 3.. …Confession time! By the close of work on Tuesday, I decided I couldn’t take it anymore. So, I called Zara and told her I really needed to speak with her. During lunch at the cafeteria, I bore my heart to my now close…

EPISODE 3; TALES OF A LAGOS WORKING CLASS BABE

If this is your first time of following this series, please read Episode 1 here and 2 here Enjoy!!! …Dear Diary, I NEED HELP. HELLLLPPPPP I’m stealing some moments from work to make this entry ‘cos truth be told, I can’t seem to concentrate on my work. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love my work…

EPISODE 1; TALES OF A LAGOS WORKING CLASS BABE

It’s 5:00am and I’m awake! What am I doing up? Getting ready……… for work. You see, I resume today at a wonderful agency somewhere in the heart of an upper scale area in Lagos. It was a really interesting journey getting the job – the aptitude tests, interviews, and medicals … Yeah! I enjoyed it…

THE SAKA DIARIES 2; (LEKKI LIFE…)

Incase you missed the first part of this series, you can read it here … Back in Naija, I paid about a million in rent for a not-so-great-looking apartment. Actually let me rephrase that “we” paid about a million per year, because I was semi -squatting  with my friend and his brother, and eventually they…

TEJU COLE’S SHORT STORY FROM RETWEETS OF OTHER PEOPLE.

P.S; First of all, I have to say this. I don’t know who I offended, but I have been trying to post this for like 9 days now. Its been war. Eyin familiar spirits. I bind you o. I initially thought about scrapping the post from my draft,  since it was sorta already old but…

THE SAKA DIARIES 1 (LEGAL ALIEN)

The following are real life events from a reader who has chosen to write under the pseudonym Saka. Enjoy the hilarious 1st part of a series to come. I looked around Muritala Mohammed International Airport, it was packed with hot smelly bodies. The air conditioning was either broken or not geared to handle the crowd…

FLESH AND BLOOD ON AMINU-SUYA’S KNIFE

Short story by Seun Salami. Enjoy!!!  Aminu-suya’s suya is the best. Not that I have been eating suya from different places and then decided that his own is the best, I just think that his suya has to be the best for everybody to be buying it. People say that if you eat Aminu-suya’s suya…

SHORT STORY; THE CONCLUDING PART

This is the concluding part of last week’s story. Incase you missed it, you can read it here.  I looked at both of them quickly, they had nothing to be worried about in their hands, but I still looked at them. One was wearing a once white – now dirty brown tshirt and torn jeans,…

SHORT STORY

When I first used to go to Lagos, I used to go like a regular Nigerian citizen. I say regular because Lagosians are not regular Nigerian citizens, trust me. I always went with the same sweetness with which you go to Calabar or Akure or Osogbo. But very recently, I have noticed, that a certain type…