Hello Ladies, and some gentle men reading this. LoL. This is just a quick tip for you this saturday morning. If you notice today that you are texting your boo and he isn’t replying, you call him he doesn’t pick up his phone, especially around afternoons to evenings (if you live in Africa) have no fear. He is with another babe but you can handle her. I say you can handle her because unlike you, she doesn’t last forever. She comes in seasons. She’s called the Premier League. Sometimes she’s called EPL too. So don’t be confused. Use wisdom to handle her. Don’t let her be the cause for unnecessary fights. Remember I said she’s only for a season. You can do this ladies. *winks.
Check out the fixtures for week one below, so you can keep tabs yea? Those are not the times to be fixing dates and hangout.
|Saturday, August 17|
|Liverpool vs. Stoke City||12:45 BST (7:45 a.m. ET)|
|Arsenal vs. Aston Villa||15:00 BST (10 a.m. ET)|
|Norwich vs. Everton||15:00 BST (10 a.m. ET)|
|Sunderland vs. Fulham||15:00 BST (10 a.m. ET)|
|West Brom vs. Southampton||15:00 BST (10 a.m. ET)|
|West Ham vs. Cardiff||15:00 BST (10 a.m. ET)|
|Swansea vs. Manchester United||17:30 BST (12:30 p.m. ET)|
|Sunday, August 18|
|Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham||13:30 BST (8:30 a.m. ET|
|Chelsea vs. Hull||16:00 BST (11:00 a.m. ET|
|Sunday, August 19|
|Manchester City vs. Newcastle||20:00 BST (3:00 p.m. ET)|